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Delivery Demotivational Poster

OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.

TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the ph**o.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.

Items confiscated -

TAGS: police hijacking a krispy kreme delivery truck march calendar
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 1:14 pm
The whole po5ter is funny, but that last line is a riot!
GaryO - March 3, 2014, 4:48 pm
'bout time you got busy, Sly.

Same Day Delivery -

TAGS: flux capacitor same day delivery
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Ism

CloudchaserS - August 31, 2013, 11:22 am
It would be awesome if pizza delivery drivers had flux capacitors
ipaprime - August 31, 2013, 6:49 am
but only if you have 1.21 gigawatts of electricity
ipaprime - August 31, 2013, 6:49 am
but only if you have 1.21 gigawatts of electricity

"HELLO, PETSHOP?" - "I was wondering if you do a home delivery. You can, great. I'll take 3 dozen mice, 3 dozen goldfish and 8 canaries."

CALIFORNIA - or bust

TAGS: weed delivery
Rating: 1/5

More motifakes by cheerios

AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 8:51 pm
Not in cali
rerun - January 8, 2011, 8:28 pm

the local market is too commercial?
AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 8:22 pm
oh, so I am lost now. Why would it be on the way to cali? They got plenty there already.
rerun - January 8, 2011, 8:16 pm

truck load of reefer....hair and all.
AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 8:14 pm
why? did he like them hairy?
rerun - January 8, 2011, 8:07 pm

this is a wet dream for 440wakeup...or whatever that guys name is

PIZZA DELIVERY - Quick service = better tips

TAGS: pizza delivery quick service tips speed
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

MrBlack - March 1, 2010, 10:36 pm
Did ye see that? I totally destroyed their high score! What? What do ye mean speedin ticket?


TAGS: how large is large giant delivery
Rating: 4.46/5

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deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:08 am
very long


TAGS: delivery is free
Rating: 3.85/5

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Derek - February 25, 2010, 4:16 pm
That carrier really is carrying


Prizes -

TAGS: amazon delivery drones skeet prizes
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Ism

EmilioDumphque - December 7, 2013, 12:27 pm
I don't think you were alone in that thought!

HOME DELIVERY - right to your door

CONFIDENTIAL DELIVERY - "Our products are promptly and discreetly delivered directly to you in plain brown wrapping." Oh boy! It's here!

NOPE - I don't think we gettin' our pizza in 30 minutes.

HOME DELIVERY - 24/7 Finally (just dont Hassle the Hoff)

special delivery -

TAGS: karma flowers delivery
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 29, 2015, 1:09 am
LOL!!!! oh I have friends in low places....(garth brooks) I noticed your name! LOL!
Zeul - May 28, 2015, 9:14 pm
Oh but you can ... you just have to know friends in low places ... *meniacle laugh*

Meals on Wheels -

TAGS: delivery of weight loss foods
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

mizzdizz - November 28, 2014, 11:25 am
Have an aunt who did paleo. Food's delish! Like the almonds idea! Have to try it! Thanks for the recipe Edge!
Thedge - November 27, 2014, 2:32 pm
Nobody noticed a difference in the food, except the pumpkin pie. Made the crust of almonds ground into flour in the blender and bu tt er. Big hit. Cave men, they knew things.
mizzdizz - November 26, 2014, 1:10 pm
1812 overture!
Thedge - November 26, 2014, 11:25 am
Hmm... musically farting Lions... did you have a tune in mind?
Thedge - November 26, 2014, 11:24 am
Tnx. I'm doing Paleo-style this year. We'll see how that goes over...
Thedge - November 26, 2014, 11:22 am
Tnx. I'm doing Paleo-style this year. We'll see how that goes over...
mizzdizz - November 26, 2014, 11:13 am
T-day dinner with a BANG! 5 musically farting lions!
JesusWept - November 26, 2014, 10:00 am
Wow! That meal is gonna give lots of gas. L L L L L

Karmic Justice -

TAGS: calendar carsh very special delivery
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - March 12, 2015, 7:00 am

I ordered a couple big ticket items the other day (my birthday in a few days) through Best Buy, Fed Ex delivering. Got home from work and saw small package about 12 feet from the door. They couldn't even set it down AT THE DOOR, let alone ring the bell.
concern3 - March 12, 2015, 5:19 am
nice 5er