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Delivery Demotivational Poster


OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.


TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am, #235155
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm, #170612
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm, #160686
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm, #137629
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm, #137609
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am, #137549
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am, #137548
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the ph**o.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am, #137539
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


"HELLO, PETSHOP?" - "I was wondering if you do a home delivery. You can, great. I'll take 3 dozen mice, 3 dozen goldfish and 8 canaries."




Same Day Delivery -


TAGS: flux capacitor same day delivery
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Ism

CloudchaserS - August 31, 2013, 11:22 am, #249212
It would be awesome if pizza delivery drivers had flux capacitors
ipaprime - August 31, 2013, 6:49 am, #249211
but only if you have 1.21 gigawatts of electricity
ipaprime - August 31, 2013, 6:49 am, #249210
but only if you have 1.21 gigawatts of electricity


CALIFORNIA - or bust


TAGS: weed delivery
Rating: 1/5

More motifakes by cheerios

AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 8:51 pm, #209455
Not in cali
rerun - January 8, 2011, 8:28 pm, #209454

the local market is too commercial?
AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 8:22 pm, #209453
oh, so I am lost now. Why would it be on the way to cali? They got plenty there already.
rerun - January 8, 2011, 8:16 pm, #209452

truck load of reefer....hair and all.
AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 8:14 pm, #209451
why? did he like them hairy?
rerun - January 8, 2011, 8:07 pm, #209448

this is a wet dream for 440wakeup...or whatever that guys name is


PIZZA DELIVERY - Quick service = better tips


TAGS: pizza delivery quick service tips speed
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

MrBlack - March 1, 2010, 10:36 pm, #161357
Did ye see that? I totally destroyed their high score! What? What do ye mean speedin ticket?


I ORDERED A LARGE PIZZA -


TAGS: how large is large giant delivery
Rating: 4.46/5

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deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:08 am, #215398
very long


LOT IS FULL - VALET PARKING AROUND THE CORNER. Reservation Required.


TAGS: delivery is free
Rating: 3.85/5

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Derek - February 25, 2010, 4:16 pm, #160731
That carrier really is carrying


TAKEN OUT -




Items confiscated -


TAGS: police hijacking a krispy kreme delivery truck march calendar
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 1:14 pm, #253442
The whole po5ter is funny, but that last line is a riot!
GaryO - March 3, 2014, 4:48 pm, #253395
'bout time you got busy, Sly.


Prizes -


TAGS: amazon delivery drones skeet prizes
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ism

EmilioDumphque - December 7, 2013, 12:27 pm, #251425
I don't think you were alone in that thought!


HOME DELIVERY - right to your door




CONFIDENTIAL DELIVERY - "Our products are promptly and discreetly delivered directly to you in plain brown wrapping." Oh boy! It's here!




NOPE - I don't think we gettin' our pizza in 30 minutes.




HOME DELIVERY - 24/7 Finally (just dont Hassle the Hoff)




special delivery -


TAGS: karma flowers delivery
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 29, 2015, 1:09 am, #261427
LOL!!!! oh I have friends in low places....(garth brooks) I noticed your name! LOL!
Zeul - May 28, 2015, 9:14 pm, #261425
Oh but you can ... you just have to know friends in low places ... *meniacle laugh*


Meals on Wheels -


TAGS: delivery of weight loss foods
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

mizzdizz - November 28, 2014, 11:25 am, #258382
Have an aunt who did paleo. Food's delish! Like the almonds idea! Have to try it! Thanks for the recipe Edge!
Thedge - November 27, 2014, 2:32 pm, #258362
Nobody noticed a difference in the food, except the pumpkin pie. Made the crust of almonds ground into flour in the blender and bu tt er. Big hit. Cave men, they knew things.
mizzdizz - November 26, 2014, 1:10 pm, #258348
1812 overture!
Thedge - November 26, 2014, 11:25 am, #258347
Hmm... musically farting Lions... did you have a tune in mind?
Thedge - November 26, 2014, 11:24 am, #258346
Tnx. I'm doing Paleo-style this year. We'll see how that goes over...
Thedge - November 26, 2014, 11:22 am, #258345
Tnx. I'm doing Paleo-style this year. We'll see how that goes over...
mizzdizz - November 26, 2014, 11:13 am, #258342
T-day dinner with a BANG! 5 musically farting lions!
JesusWept - November 26, 2014, 10:00 am, #258341
Wow! That meal is gonna give lots of gas. L L L L L


Karmic Justice -


TAGS: calendar carsh very special delivery
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - March 12, 2015, 7:00 am, #260357
I ordered a couple big ticket items the other day (my birthday in a few days) through Best Buy, Fed Ex delivering. Got home from work and saw small package about 12 feet from the door. They couldn't even set it down AT THE DOOR, let alone ring the bell.
concern3 - March 12, 2015, 5:19 am, #260355
nice 5er


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